Reeces Peanut Butter Cups don't fill me up like they used to.

I want a new election rule: when a candidate begins mudslinging, said candidate should be stripped off the ballot.

First, its disgusting. Who wants officials who fight like five year olds on the playground in office?

Second, its a bad marketing move. Watch the Tennessee commercials. Who's name did you remember? Harold Ford, Jr. Why? His name is repeated over and over and over. The only reason why I remember Bob Corker's name is because various organizations are going crazy screaming racism at his commercials. I don't believe they're racist, but they are in bad taste.

Third, they're smoke and mirrors. They don't tell me what the candidate supports, only his/her opponents "mistakes." I'd rather support someone who makes mistakes than someone who refuses to tell me what they're going to do to fix things.

Don't die.

Why go outside when you can slay goblins, orcs, and dragons from your room?

I was thinking of taking a hiatus from blogging until I complete my move to another city, but people's uncanny ability to point out the obvious amazes me just too much.

A study done in Indiana University has come to the conclusion 99.9% of the population had already accepted as fact: men think about sex all the freaking time.

Yes. We're all sex, sex, beer, sex, television, sex. We know this. We're proud of this. We're men.

Don't die.