When I die, I want people to say, "Damn, he owed me a lot of money."

A group of scientists in Canada has kicked diabetes in the nuts... for mice, anyways. Supposedly they've been able to completely eliminate diabetes in lab rats, which is a huge breakthrough in research on curing diabetes in humans. It seems some Canadians can be useful after all.

This is good news. Hopefully, what works on the mice will work on us, and the drug has no crazy side effects.

Don't die.