Oh, how I loathe you, you Kripy Kreme doughnuts of gooey goodness.

The Congress has passed a funeral protest ban. Although I agree with Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist on his sentiments that a funeral of fallen soldiers should be a "solemn, private and deeply sacred occasion," I disagree that we need a law banning protests. Such laws begin to travel down the slippery slope of banning protests near any place or event which Congressmen believe to be solemn, private, or sacred occasions.

Don't die.