I'm taking a ninja class with the hopes of learning the 2-prong Yeti attack.

I find it humorous and appalling that the majority of Americans (according to Polls, of course) don't find the phone records database a bad idea. We don't want our records sold to corporations, spouses, private investigators, or criminals but we give the NSA the green light to build their database.

Really, people.

The government mentions "terrorists" and "its in our best security interest" and Americans tuck the tail between their legs and whine. Americans are becoming cowards.

Don't die.