When preparing gingerbread men for war, it is best not to cook them with sugar.

Todd Leopold, a writer for CNN, asked his readers to submit their suggestions for the worst song of all time. Tim W., with one of the most witty replies I've ever read, says: "There has been so much hideous crap released by record companies that choosing the worst song is like choosing the world's prettiest snowflake. It can't be done. The competition is too great. Good luck anyway."

Yeah. I'll be getting a chuckle out of it for at least a week.

Don't die.