Launchpad McQuack is the greatest pilot to ever crash the skies.

Frankly, marketers are dumb. Expecially Nielsen, who is going to begin to text message theater goers to get instant feedback on the products seen pre-movie.

Yeah. If you text message me spam, I get upset. If you text me spam during the middle of a movie, the only reply you should ever expect is multiple explicatives.

Don't die.