Ruling the world is not an easy job.

Laura Malloy is once again arguing to the Courts with the purpose of proving the Harry Potter books seek to convert young minds to the Wiccan religion and cause violence. In place of these books, she suggests children read the Bible.

School shootings, says Laura, will continue until all the evil books have been banned from school libraries.

Of course, she forgets the Bible is one of the bloodiest books in existence and many Bible thumpers have been killers as well.

Don't die.