Java is fun. I like Java. Repeat it with me: Java is good.

Don't be poor and get arrested in Georgia. You might not get out for a lot longer than what your sentence was.

Orla Hurley needed to pay 705 dollars in fines for a 120 day sentence. To "help" her pay her fines, Orla was in a work-program were she was paid $700/month minus rent (600), transportation (52), and the amenities one needs to live on (toothpaste, soap, etc). Being generous, lets say she made $10/month in profit to pay the fine. By the end of her sentence, she'd have saved up a measly 40 dollars, which, even if you're absolutely terrible at math, everyone knows is a long ways from reaching 700. Consequently, when her sentence ended, Orla found herself detained longer.

Ouchies.

Don't die.