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Homeland Security sure has some odd red flags. For example, retired schoolteacher Walter Soehnge was just recently under investigation for paying too much on his JCPenny's credit card.

Yep. One day, he realized that mayhap his credit card bill was getting a mite too high, so Walter decided to pay off around 7,000 dollars worth of debt. Low and behold, when he recieved his next month's bill, the money had yet to be deducted from his credit card. His account, he found, was frozen and Homeland Security was investigating... something.

How does paying off credit card debt amount to terrorism or our security? No one will answer Walter. Probably, because there isn't one.

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