Close shut the gates of Oblivion.

Texas has begun a campaign to get drunks off the street by arresting them while they are still in the bar, claiming that "being in a bar does not exempt one from the state laws against public drunkeness." Now, calling a cabbie or choosing someone to be a designated driver isn't an option - if a policeman catches you drunk (inside a bar), you're going to jail anyway.

Once again, Texas proves why it is a state not to be messed with... or lived in.

Don't die.